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This was submitted by H.C. Siakzwe:
An extremely sloshed man is caught by a Police Officer in a "no loitering" zone:
"Hey what are you doing here?"
"You mean you cannot see that I have just reached my house....," the drunk points to an identical house to his.
"This can not be yours..." argues the Policeman
"Let me show you in then..." suggests the Drunk as he instinctively pushes the door to the house in question and the door opens miraculously.
"Oh...how do I know this is your house..?Proof please!" barked the Police man feeling a bit suspicious as the drunk did not seem to know his way around the Furniture.
"You see these seats," points out the drunk," I bought them in Liverpool, these candeliers I bought them......" he went on pointing out to the police man around the house.
Eventually, the duo reached the bedroom and the drunk was then very worried because it meant that he would get into trouble if the owners were awake. In bed, were two figures and the Policeman instinctively grabbed the drunk.
"Who are these people in bed?" he pointed vigorously.
" Ehh...Eh..," stammared the drunk,"That is my wife and....ahh...the man beside her..mmmm.......that is me when I am home early!"
He got arrested.