AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact - AFAIK As Far As I Know - AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again? - AWGTHTGTATAAre We Going To Have To Go Through ALL This Again? - BAC By Any Chance - BBFN Bye Bye For Now - BCNU Be Seeing You - BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your Input/Output Port - BK Because - BRB Be Right Back - BTA But Then Again - BTSOOM Beats the stuffing out of me - BTW By The Way - BYKT But You Knew That - BYKTA But You Knew That Already - CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong - CUL See You Later - CU L8R See You Later - CYA Cover Your A** (ASCII ?) - CYL See You Later - DIIK Damned If I Know - DILLIGAFF Do I Look Like I Give a Flying Filament - DLG Devilish Little Grin - DNPM Darn Near P***ed Myself - DOM Dirty Old Man - EOD End Of Discussion - EOL End Of Lecture - EOT End Of Thread - ESOSL Endless Snorts of Stupid Laughter - FDROTFL Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing - FITB Fill In The Blank.... - FOTCL Falling Off The Chair Laughing - FWIW For What It's Worth - FYI For Your Information - GD&R Grin, Duck & Run - GIWIST Gee I Wish I'd Said That - GLG Goofy Little Grin - GOK God Only Knows - GOTFIA Groaning On The Floor In Agony - IAC In Any Case - IAE In Any Event - IMCO In My Considered Opinion - IMCDO In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion. - IMHO In My Humble Opinion - IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion - IOW In Other Words - IITYWYBMAB If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer? - IITYWYBAD If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink? - INPO In No Particular Order - KCBIWIYWI Keep Coming Back, It Works If You Work It - KISS Keep It Simple Stupid - LLTA Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering) Applause - LOL Laughing out loud - LMAO Laughing My A** Off - LTMSH Laughing 'Til My sides Hurt - MORF Male Or Female - MUNG Mash Until No Good - NBL Not Bloody Likely - NICBDAT Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes - NIMBY Not In My Backyard - NIMTO Not In My Term of Office - NPLU Not People Like Us - NQOS Not Quite Our Sort - NRN No Reply Necessary - OIC OH!, I See - OTOH On The Other Hand - PF&HOMW Printed, Framed & Hanging On My Wall - PGY Post Graduate year PGY-1, PGY-2 etc. used in PGY Med. - PMETC Pardon Me Etc. - PMYMHMMFSWGAD Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn. - PITA Pain In The A** - PMJI Pardon My Jumping In - POV Point Of View - PTO Patent and Trademark Office (US Govt) - ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing - ROFLAHMSL Rolling On Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing - ROTBA Reality On The Blink Again - ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing - ROFLASTC Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat - ROTFLMAAOBPO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A*s And Other Body Parts Off - ROTM Right On The Money - ROY G. BIV Red Orange Yellow Gree Blue Indigo Violet -- An acronym for the colors of the spectrum - RSN Real Soon Now - RTFM Read The F***** Manual - SITD Still in the dark - SOP Standing Operational Procedures - SWAG Simple Wild A** Guess - SYT Sweet Young Thing - TANJ There Ain't No Justice - TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch - TIA Thanks In Advance - TIC Tongue In Cheek - TINALO This Is Not A Legal Opinion - TINAR This Is Not A Recommendation - TIWTGLGG This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes - TJATAW Truth, Justice, And The American Way - TLA Three Letter Acronym - TPTB The Powers That Be - TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks - TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge - TTFN Ta Ta For Now - TTYL Talk To You Later - TYVM Thank You Very Much - WAMKSAM Why Are My Kids (or Kitties) Staring At Me? - WIBAMU Well I'll be a Monkey's Uncle - WYSBYGI What You See Before You Get It - WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get - WYTYSYDG What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get - YAFA Yet Another "Fine" Abbreviation - YAP Yet Another Ploy - YMMV Your Mileage May Vary - JFTFOI Just For The Fun Of It -