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MS Girlfriend and MS Wife
I'm currently running the latest version of Girlfriend and I've
been having some problems lately. I've been running the same version
of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and
all the Girlfriend releases I've tried have always conflicted
with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won't crash if Girlfriend
is run in background mode and the sound is turned off. But I'm
embarrassed to say I can't find the switch to turn the sound off.
I just run them separately, and it works okay. Girlfriend also
seems to have a problem co-existing with my Golf program, often
trying to abort Golf with some sort of timing incompatibility.
GirlFriend 2.0
I probably should have stayed with Girlfriend 1.0, but I thought
I might see better performance from Girlfriend 2.0. After months
of conflicts and other problems, I consulted a friend who has
had experience with Girlfriend 2.0. He said I probably didn't
have enough cache to run Girlfriend 2.0, and eventually it would
require a Token Ring to run properly. He was right - as soon as
I purged my cache, it uninstalled itself. I tried running GirlFriend
2.0 with GirlFriend 1.0 still installed, but they tried using
the same i/o port and conflicted. Then I tried to unistall GirlFriend
1.0 but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall
it by hand, but it put files in my system directory.
GirlFriend 3.0
Shortly after that, I installed Girlfriend 3.0 beta. All the
bugs were supposed to be gone, but the first time I used it, it
gave me a virus anyway. I had to clean out my whole system and
shut down for a while.
GirlFriend 4.0
I very cautiously upgraded to Girlfriend 4.0. This time I used
a SCSI probe first and also installed a virus protection program.
It worked okay for a while until I discovered that Girlfriend
1.0 was still in my system. I tried running Girlfriend 1.0 again
with Girlfriend 4.0 still installed, but Girlfriend 4.0 has a
feature I didn't know about that automatically senses the presence
of any other version of Girlfriend and communicates with it in
some way, which results in the immediate removal of both versions.
The version I have now works pretty well, but there are still
some problems. Like all versions of Girlfriend, it is written
in some obscure language I can't understand, much less reprogram.
Frankly, I think there is too much attention paid to the look
and feel rather than the desired functionality. Also, to get the
best connections with your hardware, you usually have to use gold-plated
contacts. And I've never liked how Girlfriend is totally "object-oriented."
GirlFriend 5.0
Some features I'd like to see in the Upcoming GirlFriend 5.0...
- - A "Don't remind me again" button
- - Minimize button
- - Shutdown feature
- - An install shield feature so that Girlfriend 4.0 can be
completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache
and other objects)
- - "Abort" button
- - An option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode
which would allow the systems hardware probe feature to be much
more useful.
Another thing that is very irritating -- all versions of Girlfriend
continually popup little annoying messages about the advantages
of upgrading to Wife 1.0
GirlFriend Plus and Wife 1.0
A year ago, a friend of mine upgraded his version of Girlfriend
to GirlfriendPlus 1.0, which is a Terminate and Stay Resident
version of Girlfriend. He discovered that GirlfriendPlus 1.0 expires
within a year if you don't upgrade to Fiancee 1.0. So he did,
but soon after that, he had to upgrade to Wife 1.0, which he describes
as a huge resource hog. It has taken up all his space, so he can't
load anything else. One of the primary reasons he decided to go
with Wife 1.0 was because it came bundled with FreeSexPlus. Wife
1.0 must be running before he can do anything. Although he did
not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw
and BrotherInLaw.
Well, it turns out the resource allocation module of Wife 1.0
sometimes prohibits access to FreeSexPlus, particularly the new
Plug-Ins he wanted to try. On top of that, Wife 1.0 must be running
on a well warmed-up system before he can do anything.
***** BUG WARNING ********
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If
you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0,
Wife 1.0 will delete MS-Money files before doing the uninstall
itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient
resources.
****** BUG WORK-AROUNDS *****
To avoid the above bug, try installing
Mistress 1.1 on a different system and never run any file transfer
applications such as Laplink 6.0. Also, beware of similar shareware
applications that have been known to carry viruses that may
affect Wife 1.0.
Another solution would be to run Mistress
1.0 via a UseNet provider under an anonymous name. Here again,
beware of the viruses which can accidently be downloaded from
the UseNet.
MS-Wife 1.0 Testimonial
Wife 1.0 is not only a memory hog that leaves very little system
resources for other applications. He is only now noticing that
Wife 1.0 also is spawning Child-Processes which are further consuming
valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was
included in the product brochure or the documentation, though
other users have informed him that this is to be expected due
to the nature of the application. Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs
itself such that it is always launched at system initialization
where it can monitor all other system activity. He's finding that
some applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight
7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all, crashing the
system when selected (even though they always worked fine before).
Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day..
NEWSFLASH
I came across more tech notes about this product on the Usenet
News Groups.
You should immediately add this to your README.TXT and update
your WIFE.INI file as noted.
***** BUG FIX *****
Another bug has surfaced with the uninstall
feature of WIFE 1.0. A TSR program stays resident in memory
after uninstalling WIFE 1.0 that on a recurring basis takes
up to 50% of your system resources before allowing any of your
programs to run. In cases of complex or "messy" uninstalls,
resource losses can be as high as 80%. This TSR can be negated
by adding the following line to your WIFE.INI file:
DEVICE=C:\WIFE\SETUP\PRENUPTL.386
IMPORTANT - This line must be inserted
before the DEVICE=C:\WIFE\SETUP\WDDNGDAY.386 statement in order
to work properly. This new driver will redirect all calls to
C:\WIFE\UNINSTALL\CMNLPROP.DLL
to C:\WIFE\UNINSTALL\WAIVEALL.DLL
during the uninstall process.
***** UPGRADE ANNOUNCEMENT *****
WIFE 2.0 is currently in development
and should be ready for release shortly. WIFE 2.0 takes 30%
less disk space while featuring a flashier, more attractive,
User Interface. Unfortunately, this upgrade is expected to require
significantly more resources than Wife 1.0. For those users
unable to upgrade to Wife 2.0, addins RedSprtsCar and NewBoat
are currently in beta testing. These addins will work with the
executable C:\WIFE\MIDLIFE.COM.