It can buy you a house,
but not a home.

It can buy you a bed,
but not sleep.

It can buy you a watch,
but not time.

It can buy you a book,
but not knowledge.

It can buy you a position,
but not respect.

It can buy you medicin,
but not health.

It can buy you blood,
but not life.

It can buy you sex,
but not love.

So, as you can see, money isn't everything.
I tell you because I'm your friend,
and as your friend I don't want you to suffer and feel pain...
So send all your money to me, and I'll suffer instead.
You'll never find a better friend than me.

Oh, and by the way: ONLY CASH!!!