TIPS 1999

1999/12/21	Don´t miss any Hellspawn Soldiers gigs in year 2000!
1999/12/11	Eat all the christmas food you can handle, if you do it real good you don´t need to eat until febuary and WoOoPS!. You got dough to buy rock´n roll accessories and tickets for soldiers concerts..
1999/12/06	If you decide to do a full scale show, don´t blow your fuses ..by the way Freddy was right about one thing...
1999/11/28	"If you come to the gig at friday, I promise you a experience you´ll never forget! You thoght you´ve seen it all...he he wait until you see this!" Freddy Stick told me this when I talked to the guys yesterday.
1999/08/23	Do the monkey and bend over?? That´s the title of this weeks pose school. Imagine your a big hairy monkey, with long arms and picture yourself with a barrel between your legs. If you do it right, you´ll probably look like a monkey bending over, cool pose and very effective.!! Thats all for this week, stay tuned for more action next week.....
1999/06/21	Have you always dreamed about the perfect guitar sound... Well it aint easy, but my good friend Cheeze knows how to deliver it to you. Play it loud or don´t play it at all.....
1999/05/20	If your hair is to long, don´t bother to cut it. Just put in your hat.?? (or cut it, or something)
1999/05/09	It´s time for the good old pose school (So be shure to warm up and stretch really good before attempting any of these moves.) This pose is pretty simple but still very effective. When you´re approaching the strings downward for a nice chord, fall on your knees in the same time as you hit the chord and let your head fall forward with a fast snap. This pose will be even cooler if you have a couple of guitar effect-pedals in front of you, it will deliver a hell of a sound he he...
1999/04-99	Have you heard about the fart envelope... It´s pretty simple just fart in an envelope and send it to a friend....
1999/04/09	If you can´t play music by the rules, make your own rules and enjoy yourself with your rules. Whole lotta rules, that rules.....( ????)
1999/03/30	I heard that PC´s sucks, but man where do you stick it in?? : Snake Mcahan 1999´
1999/03/17	A good old love song can´t go wrong. If you have love-problems, write one..... (sent in by the Dr of love..)
1999/03/09	This week´s trick and tips has been banned.......
1999/03/06	Buy the biggest PA-system you can find on the market and play until hell freezes over. 1..3...5....he,he
1999/02/22	If you feel uncomfortable at a party, make sure you drink to much. I bet you will feel much more comfortable.And if you´re lucky, maybe a chick or two will pick you up.....
1999/02/13	Tip of the week: As you might know, poses rules. Here is a really cool one, get down on your knees and lean your body backwards over your knees until your back touches the ground. In the same time put one of your hands between your legs (on you know what..!!) and do a really sexy move, this trick is a real chick magnet so don't pull it to often. Keep on practising it's a real hard one....
1999/02/10	10/02-99 If you are going to arrange a concert of any kind, do not care about earning any money. Spend all your money instead, on cool stuff that you can use in your show. Money is temporarily, but a good memory lasts forever. Rock on!!
1999/02/06	Be sure to play it out loud, and don´t be afraid to spit on the stage floor. Spitting is cool...........
1999/02/04	Rocking rule number one: Once a rocker always a rocker. And don´t forget to wear ear-rings......
1999/01/31	When you have money, be sure to spend it on rock´n roll accessories and jewelry, to make you look even cooler.....
1999/01/27	Always oversize everything that you do. If any band in your town builds a logo, you have to build one thats three times larger
1999/01/19	This weeks tips and tricks are following, I f you play rock´n roll you´ll have to pose otherwise it sucks. We now alot of good bands that are really good musicians, but goddamn they need to pose alot more. (better not mention any names). A good pose for beginners, is to spread your legs as wide as you can and at the same time look backwards and use one of your hands as a windmill..... (don´t forget to warm up otherwise you´ll hurt yourself.See you next week for more tips and tricks, and if you have any tips and tricks you would like to share with others, don´t be afraid to mail us.

TIPS 1999

1999/12/21

Don´t miss any Hellspawn Soldiers gigs in year 2000!

1999/12/11

Eat all the christmas food you can handle, if you do it real good you don´t need to eat until febuary and WoOoPS!. You got dough to buy rock´n roll accessories and tickets for soldiers concerts..

1999/12/06

If you decide to do a full scale show, don´t blow your fuses ..by the way Freddy was right about one thing...

1999/11/28

"If you come to the gig at friday, I promise you a experience you´ll never forget! You thoght you´ve seen it all...he he wait until you see this!" Freddy Stick told me this when I talked to the guys yesterday.

1999/08/23

1999/06/21

Have you always dreamed about the perfect guitar sound... Well it aint easy, but my good friend Cheeze knows how to deliver it to you. Play it loud or don´t play it at all.....

1999/05/20

If your hair is to long, don´t bother to cut it. Just put in your hat.?? (or cut it, or something)

1999/05/09

1999/04-99

Have you heard about the fart envelope... It´s pretty simple just fart in an envelope and send it to a friend....

1999/04/09

If you can´t play music by the rules, make your own rules and enjoy yourself with your rules. Whole lotta rules, that rules.....( ????)

1999/03/30

I heard that PC´s sucks, but man where do you stick it in?? : Snake Mcahan 1999´

1999/03/17

A good old love song can´t go wrong. If you have love-problems, write one..... (sent in by the Dr of love..)

1999/03/09

This week´s trick and tips has been banned.......

1999/03/06

Buy the biggest PA-system you can find on the market and play until hell freezes over. 1..3...5....he,he

1999/02/22

If you feel uncomfortable at a party, make sure you drink to much. I bet you will feel much more comfortable.And if you´re lucky, maybe a chick or two will pick you up.....

1999/02/13

1999/02/10

10/02-99 If you are going to arrange a concert of any kind, do not care about earning any money. Spend all your money instead, on cool stuff that you can use in your show. Money is temporarily, but a good memory lasts forever. Rock on!!

1999/02/06

Be sure to play it out loud, and don´t be afraid to spit on the stage floor. Spitting is cool...........

1999/02/04

Rocking rule number one: Once a rocker always a rocker. And don´t forget to wear ear-rings......

1999/01/31

When you have money, be sure to spend it on rock´n roll accessories and jewelry, to make you look even cooler.....

1999/01/27

Always oversize everything that you do. If any band in your town builds a logo, you have to build one thats three times larger

1999/01/19

If you decide to do a full scale show, don´t blow your fuses
..by the way Freddy was right about one thing...

"If you come to the gig at friday, I promise you a experience you´ll never forget! You thoght you´ve seen it all...he he wait until you see this!"
Freddy Stick told me this when I talked to the guys yesterday.